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25 Signs You're An Anglophile

captainshroom:

mukuroikusaba:

sagelaurent:

eatpraiselove:

ALL TRUE 1-25

25 signs you’re a Twat

25 signs no British person wants to be within 10 fucking feet of you

no but who the fuck goes to the pub to read a book

The first two books are adventure stories, about getting people jazzed for revolution. But the third one changes genres and switches into misery porn. It’s about the consequences and the reality of that revolution.
You wanted a war, dear reader? Here is war, up close and personal. Here is the boredom and the fear and the being locked in a “safe” place with no control. Here is Prim dying pointlessly. Here is PTSD. Here is a brainwashed, weaponized version of your beautiful lover who went off to battle and came back a killer. Here are people, fatuous people but people who cared about you and who just happened to be on the wrong side at the wrong time, people who are beaten and kept in chains by your allies. Here are your friends and peers dying screaming in the stinking dark, literally torn to pieces and devoured alive. Here is the man you thought would be your confidante for life and maybe something more, the blood of your fucking family all over his hands. Here is beaten down exhaustion and despair and confusion. Here is everything you wanted, dear reader. Eat it up. Choke it down. Does any of it seem so necessary now?
And for all that price paid, what changes? The old man is dying anyway, he chokes to death on his own blood laughing at you. The old lady just brings the games back. Everything you fought for, perverted by power-hungry politicians. All that changed was the color of the boot and the neck it pressed down on.
Even after righting THAT final wrong, the only happy ending Katniss gets is that she can tell her kids why mommy wakes up screaming at night.
Yeah, the prose isn’t the best. But damn do I love where Collins took the series. It’s not an adventure series about justified vengeance. It’s about the consequences of violence, and the personal and social toll it takes on everybody. She fashioned an intense anti-war story and suckered the audience into it with her thrilling dystopia tales. What a great trick.

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mugglesandmagic:

if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murder people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc

and the…

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tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

greenwithenby:

bookworm-goddess:

jadehariey:

aberrantkenosis:

gotta go fast

he went too fast

I think he knocked himself unconscious.

The automatic door has pretty good comic timing.

is that just plastic though? the hell?

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

greenwithenby:

bookworm-goddess:

jadehariey:

aberrantkenosis:

gotta go fast

he went too fast

I think he knocked himself unconscious.

The automatic door has pretty good comic timing.

is that just plastic though? the hell?

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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glowcloud:

dumblr-feminist:

glowcloud:

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept

It’s funny how this probably only made sense to you but some how has 30k notes…

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

I can’t believe how judgemental people are sometimes jeez

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queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on…